It was a JOKE

The fish post was absolutely, positively, hands down and APRIL FOOL's Day joke! OF COURSE I didn't go out and buy fish. Are you crazy?! ME?! The local news is currently running a little thing in the morning about fears and how you can call them up and tell them your fear and why you want to face it. Well, I don't WANT to face it! I have a fear of fish and I am not afraid to tell you that! It's bad, oh so bad. Sparky has to go through my cookbooks and take out pictures of them. If I come across one in a magazine, I freak out. Sparky has to run interference at the grocery store so I don't run into any fish face to face in the seafood area.

It's the scales. It's the eyes. It's the lips. It's just not good. I am sure it all began with the goldfish that jumped out of my bowl and that I almost stepped on when I was 6. That or I was a mermaid in another life and was swallowed up by a large fish. One or the other.

Shuddering.......