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Mum likes reading, decorating, shopping with the girls, and Starbucks. She also feels funny writing in the 3rd person. Papa (also known as Sparky) is currently looking at me with a blank stare having asked him to add something about himself to the blog. (Now he wants to say something) The only thing he loves more in life than music and Coke is his wife and kids. (Awww...) :) Little Lotte is a genius on the computer and makes me fall over laughing every day with her quick wit. She loves computers and animals. Sweet Pea abandoned her family and moved to Phoenix for work and is now married as of 2/28/06. She is beautiful and smart and the most nurturing person I know. She gave me the greatest gift ever when she made me a grandmother. I am the proud Mum Mum to Andrew Christopher. There are no words to describe the joy of having a grandson!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


Go to urban dictionary and search for your answers to the following questions;
Post your answers;

** Please note: I am not changing the grammar or anything else...just posting it straight from the Urban dictionary cause then it's got street cred. (yo)

1) Your name?

The most beautiful thing found on Earth
Also see angel

2) Your age?

A tall, bald, intimidating individual with a barcode tatooed on the back of his head. Usually wears a suit, tie and black gloves and is a hired killer. When not murdering people for money, he enjoys gardening.

3) One of your friends?

a white girl that has a "ghetto booty" possibly from eating alot of little debbies

4) What should you be doing?

The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."

5) Favorite color?

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6) Hometown?

one of the poorest & grossist cities on the East Coast of the US. Also known as Cheddah.
"let's go down to Chester & buy some crack rocks..."

7) Month of your birthday?

A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July

8) Last person you talked to?

a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .
ahhh, look at her , she's such a lauren . . .

9) What did you last eat?

Chinese Food
If you're referring to the fast food you bought at your local restaurant, Most of that is actually American food. Including the fortune cookie. If you don't believe me, check your history books.
I bought Chinese food from the Golden Panda restaurant by the mall.

10) Your nickname?

A certain beauty that's going to be gone if we keep polluting our earth.
Kid: "Hey grandpa, can you tell me that story about snow again?"
Grandpa: "Once upon a time, there was a thing that fell from the sky. It was white, soft, and beautiful. Running through it was like jumping on clouds. Then, one day, humans did a terrible thing. They created automobiles. These machines emitted terrible gases that made snow stop falling!"
Kid: "But grandpa, why did they decide to make automobiles then?"
Grandpa: "Good question, son. It's because back in 2008, people were ignorant and stupid."


Blogger Suzanne said...

Okay, I did this one too and couldn't post them because many of the answers that showed up were too raunchy for some of my family members to read!

8:40 PM  

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