Meme

Go to urban dictionary and search for your answers to the following questions;
Post your answers;

** Please note: I am not changing the grammar or anything else...just posting it straight from the Urban dictionary cause then it's got street cred. (yo)

1) Your name?

Margie
The most beautiful thing found on Earth
Also see angel

2) Your age?

47
A tall, bald, intimidating individual with a barcode tatooed on the back of his head. Usually wears a suit, tie and black gloves and is a hired killer. When not murdering people for money, he enjoys gardening.

3) One of your friends?

Debbie
a white girl that has a "ghetto booty" possibly from eating alot of little debbies


4) What should you be doing?

Cleaning
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

5) Favorite color?

Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6) Hometown?

Chester
one of the poorest & grossist cities on the East Coast of the US. Also known as Cheddah.
"let's go down to Chester & buy some crack rocks..."

7) Month of your birthday?

July
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July

8) Last person you talked to?

Lauren
a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .
ahhh, look at her , she's such a lauren . . .

9) What did you last eat?

Chinese Food
If you're referring to the fast food you bought at your local restaurant, Most of that is actually American food. Including the fortune cookie. If you don't believe me, check your history books.
I bought Chinese food from the Golden Panda restaurant by the mall.

10) Your nickname?

Snow
A certain beauty that's going to be gone if we keep polluting our earth.
100 YEARS FROM NOW....
Kid: "Hey grandpa, can you tell me that story about snow again?"
Grandpa: "Once upon a time, there was a thing that fell from the sky. It was white, soft, and beautiful. Running through it was like jumping on clouds. Then, one day, humans did a terrible thing. They created automobiles. These machines emitted terrible gases that made snow stop falling!"
Kid: "But grandpa, why did they decide to make automobiles then?"
Grandpa: "Good question, son. It's because back in 2008, people were ignorant and stupid."