Snippets from a Saturday
Little Lotte: "Have you ever had these Bertie Botts?" (Harry Potter jellybeans)
Me: "No."
Little Lotte: "They taste just like the flavors - vomit, boogers."
Me: "Now how in the world would anyone know what boogers taste like??"
Little Lotte: Stares at me incredulously - "Now come on mom, like you never ate a booger when you were a kid."
Me: Stares back in disbelief. "Want some Gummi Worms?"
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Little Lotte: "Mom, will you make your potato soup for dinner."
Me: "Yes."
A little later...
Little Lotte: Takes a bite of soup and leans on the hall wall for effect - "Oh my god, what did you do to this soup?" (It's THAT good)
Me: "I made it with love."
Little Lotte: Rolls eyes.
Me: "Seriously! I made it with love! And some green onion."
Me: "No."
Little Lotte: "They taste just like the flavors - vomit, boogers."
Me: "Now how in the world would anyone know what boogers taste like??"
Little Lotte: Stares at me incredulously - "Now come on mom, like you never ate a booger when you were a kid."
Me: Stares back in disbelief. "Want some Gummi Worms?"
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Little Lotte: "Mom, will you make your potato soup for dinner."
Me: "Yes."
A little later...
Little Lotte: Takes a bite of soup and leans on the hall wall for effect - "Oh my god, what did you do to this soup?" (It's THAT good)
Me: "I made it with love."
Little Lotte: Rolls eyes.
Me: "Seriously! I made it with love! And some green onion."
posted by Indigo Robe | 6:24 PM
1 Comments:
You know, I beleive everyone who has ever mentioned the booger jelly beans has been asked the same question. :) I think that conversation was repeated word for word between my sister and me.
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