Little L has a birthday and advice on getting well....
In the meantime, my darling husband, generous being that he is, shared his FLU/COLD/COUGH/MOAN/CAN'T BREATHE crap with me. I've been soooo sick. Although our coughs remain, we are beginning to feel human again.
In the meantime, I had to go to work on Friday, sick or not. Teachers don't get the luxury of always calling in sick. There were no subs available so I showered, threw on some clothes and pulled my hair in a ponytail and called it ok.
It was pretty bad. I don't sit to teach. However, on Friday I sat at my desk. And I asked the kids to write me advice on how to get better quickly.
Keep in mind, these are the "best of" from my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th graders!
Here are the highlights:
~Take a chill pill.
~Get lots and lots of rest so you feel better... and look better.
~Play some video games (just joking!) <-- the kid's exact writing!!! ((Hey! These kids must not think I am fly!))
~Have some toast. It will suck up all that disgusting stuff in your stomach.
~Stay away from kids.
~Be careful outside. Be very careful. ((???!!!))
~Try to take calf medication.
~Go to CVS cuz it's cheep. It's not cheeting.
~Smile to block your gagging reflexes.
~Take a very enormous nap.
~Take "my advil"
~Get breakfast in bed - includes eggs, bacon, pancakes, french toast, sausage, toast, strawberries,milk, and burritos.
~Suck mints - green or red.
~Have some food that's not crunchy.
~Eat hellthy food.
~Make a fire and put some ocotillo leaves in because it kills viruses.
~Take naps during work.
~Ask your doctor which flu medication is right for you. ((This child obviously watches too much tv!!!))
~Be on house arrest.
~Buy a big screen tv.
These last two are just classics:
~If you see a light never go near it.Don't walk towards it, go the opposite way.
~Don't go to school, get a sub but we will sure miss you laughing. You were a great teacher.
Don't write me off just yet, kid!
Before and after pictures of me to follow...
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ROFL!!!
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