Christmas Conversations

Me: (upon opening the DVD 1st season of ROSEANNE) Oh thank you honey, you know I like to watch reruns of that show.

Sparky: Yes, and you asked for it!

Me: Um, no, I didn't but THANK YOU!

Sparky: Yes, you did! I know things are new for you every morning but you DID ask for this as a stocking stuffer!

Me: Honey, WHY would I ask for a thirty dollar present for a STOCKING STUFFER?!

Sparky: I don't know but you did.

Little Lottie: You did, Mom. I heard you.

Me and Sparky: Shut up.

Me: Rolls Eyes.

Me: I thought we weren't going to exchange gifts this year. We were going to go shopping AFTER Christmas and buy what we want.

Sparky: We can take it back, I ALWAYS keep the receipts.

Me: Aren't Christmas traditions great?!