Top Ten Things I Learned From Watching Pirates of the Caribbean

I am behind on my movies. Because I have a memory like a sieve, I have to watch the first POTC again so I am ready to rent POTC 2 and eventually be ready for POTC 3. Here is what I learned from watching the first POTC last night:


1. I thought Caribbean was spelled Carribean.

2. No one ever has to use the bathroom.

3. Pirates have turkey legs, fresh baguette!, and juicy green apples available for dinner.

4. You will never need or get a full night's sleep unless you A) are on a deserted beach and have just been on a drinking binge or B) you were just knocked out in a fight (even though everyone around you was shot or stabbed to death)

5. Your hair will maintain curls and be lightly teased at the crown, pulled back perfectly throughout your adventures.

6. No one needs to bathe or brush their teeth. I know Pirates don't but apparently neither does anyone in the village the pirates are pillaging. (And by the way, the village will have only one child - a blonde haired, blue eyed toddler)

7. Deserted beaches have creamy white sands and a beautifully cleared section just waiting for you to build a bonfire.

8. You will not need matches to light this bonfire.

9. There are no wild animals or creepy crawlies on this deserted beach.

10. Johnny Depp looks GREAT even with with heavily applied black eyeliner.