Actual Conversation in My Class Today
I have to preface this by explaining that *****was NOT trying to be funny/class clown. It was said in the most sincerest form with the straightest face:
Me: "*****, why are you late to class?"
*****: "I have a pain in my testicles!!"
Me: "Thank you, have a seat."
The class was wonderful. Only a few boys fell under their desks in silent laughter. Most stayed calm and snickered silently while completing their math lesson.
20 MINUTES LATER......
Me: "*****, you need to stop scratching your leg."
*****: "I can't, it's itchy!"
I see the big red blotch on his leg and instruct ***** to go to the nurse's office.
Me: "Go to the nurse's office."
*****: " Oh great, first a pain in my testicles and now a rash."
Me: "*****, why are you late to class?"
*****: "I have a pain in my testicles!!"
Me: "Thank you, have a seat."
The class was wonderful. Only a few boys fell under their desks in silent laughter. Most stayed calm and snickered silently while completing their math lesson.
20 MINUTES LATER......
Me: "*****, you need to stop scratching your leg."
*****: "I can't, it's itchy!"
I see the big red blotch on his leg and instruct ***** to go to the nurse's office.
Me: "Go to the nurse's office."
*****: " Oh great, first a pain in my testicles and now a rash."
posted by Indigo Robe | 3:51 PM
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